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3rd Mar 2023

The One with Angela Jolene - Granddaddy Purple

03 March 2023

Family Potluck

The One with Angela Jolene - Granddaddy Purple -- Episode 1

In the first episode of Family Potluck, the hosts decide to dispense with a standard intro for their shows, dad finds out how to say Angelina Jolie's name, and there's something about pentagons.

Cannabis Info

  • Strain: Granddaddy Purple
  • Grower: Aloha Botanics
  • Consumption method: Pre-rolled joint

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Transcript
Kayt:

Okay.

Kayt:

Let's just give this a go I guess.

Kayt:

So

Dad:

yeah, we should get big garbage bags so we can,

Kayt:

For what?

Dad:

over the chairs, like a.

Dad:

A chair sock.

Kayt:

Oh, just so we have like our dry,

Dad:

dry zone without towels coming everywhere.

Dad:

What's the red about?

Kayt:

It means it's recording.

Dad:

Test.

Dad:

2, 3, 1, Test.

Dad:

1, 2, 3.

Kayt:

Go again.

Dad:

I do again.

Dad:

I do it.

Dad:

Go la la, la.

Dad:

Beep beep, beep.

Dad:

Beep.

Kayt:

Can you cough?

Dad:

I'm saving that for the Jay

Kayt:

what?

Kayt:

What do we have today?

Dad:

Uh, yeah, it's on the tube if you want to read it.

Dad:

I can't.

Dad:

Oh shit.

Dad:

My eyeballs are old.

Dad:

So.

Dad:

Yeah.

Dad:

Granddaddy something.

Dad:

Granddaddy.

Dad:

Purple Grand by Aloha Botanic.

Dad:

I think that's what it says.

Dad:

Shit.

Dad:

My eyes old.

Dad:

Yeah.

Dad:

Granddaddy Purple

Kayt:

Granddaddy purple Aloha Botanics.

Kayt:

Premium flower only.

Kayt:

Pre-roll.

Kayt:

Naturally.

Kayt:

Sun grown past the eye.

Dad:

And naturally I have a hack attack

Kayt:

total THC

Kayt:

18.36 C B D 0.09.

Dad:

Hack attack.

Dad:

You'll always be sweet bud to me.

Kayt:

I guess.

Kayt:

I guess let's just give it.

Kayt:

I can probably fix volume issues and Oh, it's a pre-roll.

Kayt:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kayt:

Damn, Dude

Dad:

you had this a pre-roll and it's sneaky, sneaky, sneaky.

Kayt:

At least

Kayt:

it's not as, It's cold as last night.

Dad:

I wish it was clear as last night.

Kayt:

Yeah, that was nice.

Dad:

We call for heavy,

Dad:

told, Yeah.

Dad:

It's sneaky.

Dad:

Sneaky.

Dad:

You think you're in the clear and hack

Dad:

attack.

Kayt:

Well, yeah.

Kayt:

Like it's, At first it's like,

Kayt:

well, oh, this is fine.

Dad:

It's fine until the second bump.

Kayt:

Nice.

Dad:

Then it's lung hacking city.

Dad:

He.

Dad:

Yeah, someone asked, Tell him it dislodged your lung

Kayt:

It was a good idea to

Kayt:

move forward a little bit.

Dad:

Well, that way we're not entirely in the drip zone.

Dad:

Yeah.

Dad:

I mean, it, it really don't matter.

Dad:

It's going to drip to the right or left.

Dad:

Either way.

Kayt:

Do you think we should get something different for the season?

Dad:

I don't know what we'd get.

Kayt:

I don't know either.

Kayt:

Eh, It's doing okay.

Kayt:

We just have to remember to, to put it down it when it gets windy

Dad:

come home and it's in the top of the tree or something.

Dad:

Yeah.

Kayt:

I mean it's, It's filled like it's weighted, but

Kayt:

still.

Kayt:

I put on my compression gloves keep hands a little warmer tonight.

Dad:

Did you cut the two fingers?

Kayt:

Eh, they're all, It's a whole fingerless glove thing.

Kayt:

It's, These are my compression, but there's grips

Kayt:

. Dad: I think a J would melt that.

Kayt:

Oh damn.

Kayt:

You're so gassy tonight.

Kayt:

Oh, yeah.

Kayt:

Okay.

Kayt:

If this is our first official, we forgot to, Like an introduction.

Kayt:

We started smoking right away.

Kayt:

. Dad: Well, that's how we do it.

Kayt:

We don't need an introduction.

Kayt:

That's I'm Jay, you're K?

Kayt:

I'm K.

Kayt:

He's Jay.

Kayt:

We're smoking at the Family Potluck.

Kayt:

Well, most podcasts,

Kayt:

most shit.

Kayt:

Well let podcasts do an intro and an outro, you know, like an intro.

Kayt:

Then at the end they're like, Okay, see you next time.

Kayt:

Whatever.

Dad:

What you want to be like everybody else?

Kayt:

No.

Dad:

Okay, we're good.

Kayt:

All right.

Dad:

They don't like our intro.

Dad:

They can suck it.

Kayt:

I liked our intro.

Kayt:

Simple.

Kayt:

This is good

Kayt:

Weed.

Dad:

Granddaddy been aged bit, been around long while.

Dad:

Yeah.

Dad:

You know, this would be the first recording I've ever done.

Kayt:

You've never recorded your voice before?

Dad:

I don't think so.

Dad:

Maybe Hmm.

Dad:

When I was a kid, possibly.

Dad:

Cassette or something.

Kayt:

What?

Kayt:

I mean, you've left voicemails before.

Kayt:

That's kind of like recording your voice.

Dad:

Who hears somebody's voicemail?

Dad:

Oh, well, yeah.

Dad:

How often do you hear your intro?

Dad:

Hmm?

Dad:

After you make it, you don't ever hear it.

Kayt:

Yeah.

Kayt:

And you're leaving a voicemail for someone else, so it's not

Kayt:

like you're listening to it.

Kayt:

Yeah, I guess that's true.

Dad:

Of course.

Dad:

I mean, this is a little wet.

Dad:

It doesn't have the bite that Snoop Dog had.

Kayt:

Oh, Snoop's dream.

Kayt:

We smoked both of those pre-rolls,

Kayt:

didn't we?

Dad:

Mm-hmm.

Kayt:

Damn.

Dad:

It was slow coming on.

Dad:

I mean, we'd almost finished the joint for it.

Dad:

Really started.

Kayt:

Yeah.

Kayt:

Cuz you were

Kayt:

like, this is a small joint,

Kayt:

but it wasn't.

Kayt:

Shorter.

Dad:

Guess shorter.

Dad:

That's it.

Dad:

Really a little fatter.

Dad:

I'm surprised somebody hasn't put in play Weeds R Us.

Dad:

It's a grow facility, a cure facility.

Dad:

You know, they grow it there, they cure it there.

Dad:

It's all very nice and it's generational.

Dad:

So as surveys come back in, which we need to introduce surveys,

Kayt:

you mean like well weed survey.

Dad:

We'd have to make up some cool, one off, one of one posters

Dad:

so each shop gets their own.

Kayt:

Oh, damn.

Kayt:

What we're talking about posters.

Kayt:

Dammit.

Kayt:

Well, I got my blanket all wet on the

Kayt:

ground.

Dad:

So people that walk in the shops here a poster and our website to make comments

Dad:

or email to make comments who do a

Dad:

wicked our podcast.

Dad:

Right.

Dad:

Can't be the a dozen weed shops.

Dad:

You know?

Dad:

Be pretty.

Dad:

Yeah.

Kayt:

Just say, Hey, would you put this up in your shop?

Kayt:

We got a weed show.

Dad:

If it's really a kick ass poster and with our creativity, yeah, sh we could

Dad:

do some cool, some wicked shit posters.

Dad:

How would you depict wicked shit?

Kayt:

some shit with like little horns, I dunno.

Dad:

Yeah, it's pretty gnarly out.

Kayt:

Honestly.

Kayt:

I would prefer like last night where it was cold, but at least it was dry.

Dad:

Yeah.

Kayt:

And the view was nice.

Kayt:

Shit.

Dad:

Killer view.

Dad:

Yeah.

Dad:

As Damn,

Kayt:

I usually never

Kayt:

choke out this bad.

Dad:

I should never choke at.

Dad:

You shouldn't look at God.

Dad:

I guess it's because of my reduction.

Dad:

I've reduced my intake to basically what we smoke out here.

Kayt:

Yeah, that's true.

Dad:

I was getting a little saturated, so yeah, my slow slow it down.

Kayt:

Mm-hmm.

Dad:

you know it's good weed.

Dad:

When you're gun shy about taking the next hit.

Dad:

You're hesitant because you know what it could do, Could

Dad:

leave your lung on your lap.

Kayt:

Yeah,

Dad:

this is tricky weed.

Dad:

Here

Kayt:

it is

Dad:

maybe a blend of this with Snoop Dog, but this don't appear to

Dad:

be too wet and Snoop didn't appear.

Dad:

Too wet.

Kayt:

No, this and the glue or duct tape.

Kayt:

Like the glue or No, no, no, no, no.

Kayt:

Well cuz that was pretty wet.

Kayt:

Mendo breath was

Dad:

Duct tape's real wet.

Dad:

Mendo Mendo breath is our drying up weeds.

Dad:

I've been using Mendo breath and what's the other one?

Dad:

Um, Duct tape.

Dad:

Chem Rose a

Kayt:

Oh, Chem Rose

Dad:

A I've been using those two because they tend to be,

Dad:

Super dry, super hot smokers.

Dad:

They do a good job, but they get low marks for comfortable smoke.

Dad:

That's my goal.

Dad:

Just a simple occasional hack.

Kayt:

I liked glue or duct tape for comfortable.

Kayt:

Although Snoop's dream was

Kayt:

comfortable

Dad:

takes a minute to come on, but boy, I tell you what,

Kayt:

that was the closest I think I've come to full on

Kayt:

like potato head, like totally.

Dad:

I'll find that.

Dad:

Couch potato, Weed eight.

Dad:

In firsthand witness and observe a note how you go.

Dad:

There's a technique to couching it where you just kind of glide in and disappear.

Dad:

Especially on you guys' couch.

Dad:

Holy Mac, you get lost in that damn thing.

Kayt:

Melt into the couch.

Kayt:

Oh man.

Kayt:

So last night I did that and fully fell asleep with my clothes.

Kayt:

My glasses on.

Kayt:

The light's

Kayt:

on.

Dad:

You passed out.

Kayt:

Straight up.

Kayt:

Passed out.

Dad:

Snoop kicked your ass.

Kayt:

It was good though.

Kayt:

No, no.

Kayt:

Last night was the glue.

Kayt:

Snoop's dream was like night before.

Kayt:

Co.

Kayt:

Yeah, I

Dad:

think.

Dad:

Because we had the blended stuff.

Dad:

When did we go Tuesday?

Dad:

When did we,

Kayt:

No, we went monday

Dad:

oh, that's right.

Dad:

Yeah.

Dad:

Yeah.

Kayt:

So and today's Thursday,

Dad:

I think this might be wet too.

Dad:

Yeah.

Dad:

I get that little trickle down the throat, you know, it's like, God damn it tickles

Kayt:

me too.

Dad:

It's hard to scratch an itch in your throat, you know?

Kayt:

Oh damn

Kayt:

. Dad: That didn't last a minute.

Kayt:

No it didn't it.

Dad:

But can we do another

Kayt:

Yeah, that one, like there's a bit of a head buzz, but it it, it's

Kayt:

not like, Is this the same mm-hmm.

Kayt:

. Oh shit.

Kayt:

Had that much paper.

Kayt:

It's like a little wing.

Dad:

Well, it's just the end of the J.

Dad:

You burn it off and then I know.

Dad:

Go from there.

Kayt:

I know it's.

Kayt:

Well, we can get some sound effects.

Kayt:

Asmr,

Dad:

watch your hair.

Dad:

You're gonna cut your

Dad:

hair.

Dad:

My hand.

Dad:

Shut up.

Kayt:

That's pretty cool.

Kayt:

Watching it just like find

Kayt:

its way slowly.

Kayt:

It finds its.

Kayt:

Burns down to the bud.

Dad:

Granddaddy,

Dad:

what's the other half of that?

Dad:

Granddaddy?

Dad:

What?

Kayt:

Granddaddy Purple.

Kayt:

We've done some other purple strains.

Kayt:

I, I, I have had it in a vape.

Dad:

That's kind of the OG side of things.

Dad:

Purple old, old guy Weed.

Dad:

I'd like to stumble across somebody growing Gainesville Green was

Dad:

some of the best grown weed.

Kayt:

Yeah, I mean, the chances of

Dad:

in america for sure, fuck there's and overseas, very likely.

Dad:

And it wouldn't surprise me if it's still being produced because there was a huge

Dad:

market for Gainesville Green back in a.

Dad:

So surely, even though it was illegal.

Dad:

Mm-hmm.

Dad:

blah.

Dad:

What'd you do?

Kayt:

I somehow did you hit a bunch of fucking weed in my

Kayt:

mouth.

Dad:

Did you hit the other end?

Kayt:

No.

Dad:

And so somehow not burn your tongue.

Kayt:

It was like little bits of little bits of.

Kayt:

I don't know.

Kayt:

I wasn't hitting it that hard.

Kayt:

Ge

Dad:

hardly going yet.

Dad:

Even

Kayt:

I know!

Dad:

Don't relight it just little baby bumps.

Kayt:

Oh fuck,

Dad:

you're getting light.

Dad:

Light ends that way.

Dad:

I know.

Kayt:

It's like blasting my throat.

Dad:

So take it in your mouth and roll it out your.

Dad:

You know what I mean?

Kayt:

Oh, I could do that.

Dad:

If it's frying your lungs just small, hit into the mouth and

Dad:

then exhale it through the noses.

Kayt:

It still hits your, your receptors there.

Dad:

Well, more receptors and your nasals super high receptor, I would think.

Kayt:

Okay.

Kayt:

This one tastes good like that, like straight through the nose.

Dad:

Well, otherwise, uh, those light ends stick to your lungs when you inhale it.

Dad:

Mm-hmm.

Dad:

, they evaporate into your lung tissue, absorbs it, you know, it's like

Dad:

a sponge or something, I guess.

Dad:

I'd have to look that up.

Dad:

Yeah.

Dad:

If we get a telescope, we'll have to do infrared and it'd be

Kayt:

so cool to have a big ass telescope

Kayt:

right here.

Dad:

Yeah.

Dad:

How much can we.

Dad:

Observe from here

Kayt:

a lot.

Kayt:

I've seen people just with,

Kayt:

I mean, although I guess that is a pretty big span of sky in front of, yeah,

Kayt:

we'd be able to see some galaxies from here.

Kayt:

That's cool as shit.

Dad:

Do some trick photography.

Dad:

Did you astrophotography weed growing on a planet or something?

Dad:

Look,

Kayt:

Photoshop it.

Kayt:

Photoshop it though.

Kayt:

Photoshop, the weed grow like the freaking grows on another planet.

Dad:

You know, I said that shit was out of this world.

Kayt:

Snoop's dream was up there.

Kayt:

That's some of the best.

Kayt:

I think that takes, like my new top spot was, it was Snoop's dream.

Kayt:

I don't

Kayt:

remember the,

Dad:

We're gonna need a bigger column sheet for top spots.

Dad:

We got 35 in there.

Kayt:

Uh, yeah, we do . We do have a lot.

Kayt:

We have a lot of favorites.

Kayt:

Well, we've had a lot of ones I know that we've just been like, whatever about

Dad:

We're top shelfers.

Dad:

We're not slummers.

Dad:

Sometimes.

Kayt:

I mean, some We do like the top shelf shit

Kayt:

though.

Dad:

Well, if you're gonna smoke, might as well smoke.

Dad:

Good shit.

Dad:

Why smoke crappy shit?

Kayt:

My doctor literally told me that.

Kayt:

He's like, you smokin' good shit?

Kayt:

And I was like,

Dad:

Did he say shit?

Kayt:

Yes.

Kayt:

He literally,

Dad:

Gets home and wraps him a hog leg.

Dad:

And on the patio with Mama.

Kayt:

I, I was like,

Kayt:

So what do you think about that for my arthritis?

Kayt:

And he's like, You smoking good shit?

Kayt:

And I'm like, Of course.

Kayt:

He's like, All right then.

Kayt:

Yeah,

Dad:

I wonder who coined that for the first time.

Dad:

Man.

Dad:

This is some good shit.

Kayt:

Good shit.

Kayt:

Oh.

Dad:

Probably the first two dudes that smoked a joint had

Dad:

to say something like that.

Dad:

Let's see.

Dad:

You know, fucked up.

Dad:

This is some good shit.

Kayt:

I feel like that'd be from a stoner.

Kayt:

It just sounds like the origin, like stony origin.

Dad:

Well, everybody gets different when they're high, you know, stoned indicators.

Dad:

It's like with me, what would be my number one stoned indicator?

Kayt:

Sometimes, I don't know.

Kayt:

I would say, I mean, on the average, on the average, I'd say one of yours

Kayt:

is when you have, when I can't really understand what the frick you're talking

Kayt:

about, within like two sentences.

Kayt:

I'm like, Wait, what?

Kayt:

? Well, I'm like, Oh,

Kayt:

, Dad: you have to realize

Kayt:

I know.

Dad:

Well, when I'm talking about one out loud, I've got it 35 in my brain.

Dad:

Talking at the same time.

Dad:

So trying to get out, it's like pinball, ping bling, bing, bing, bing, bing,

Dad:

bing.

Dad:

B

Kayt:

shit.

Kayt:

, Dad: ping, ping.

Kayt:

Play pinball in a hundred years.

Kayt:

Give me a real earth magnet so I could, up to the glass and tick ticking dinging.

Kayt:

2 million point clicker.

Kayt:

Bing, bing, b bing, bing.

Kayt:

It's fun though.

Kayt:

Even if, even if you're not like great at, it's still, it's energizing, you know?

Kayt:

There's sounds now it's a game

Dad:

of skill.

Dad:

Yeah.

Dad:

You're required to react and, um,

Kayt:

It's really overstimulating though.

Kayt:

It's a lot of shit going on.

Kayt:

It's kind of overstimulating too.

Dad:

Pinball?

Kayt:

Yeah.

Kayt:

Cuz all of a sudden you're like, well this is a lot of shit going on and

Kayt:

there's lights and sounds and you hit the fricking thing and smells of the arcade.

Kayt:

I like all your

Kayt:

senses are just,

Dad:

I have the skills to throw a curve ball so that pinball.

Dad:

goes

Kayt:

What??

Dad:

Like that movie where they were assassins and they went,

Dad:

the bullet went by the person.

Dad:

Angelo Lean.

Kayt:

Angelina?

Kayt:

Jolie??

Dad:

Angela.

Dad:

Jolene.

Kayt:

Who?

Dad:

That movie she did.

Dad:

Billy Bob Thornton's old lady.

Kayt:

I said Angelina Jolie.

Kayt:

That's her name.

Dad:

Oh, Angelina.

Dad:

What did I say?

Kayt:

Angela?

Kayt:

Jolene

Kayt:

? Dad: You knew who I was talking about.

Kayt:

I did know who you were talking.

Kayt:

about

Dad:

You know.

Dad:

Where.

Dad:

They had to, the kid had to learn how his father was an assassin.

Kayt:

I don't

Dad:

They were laughing at him and he equipped all these rats,

Dad:

a garbage truck full of rats, and he had wired bombs on 'em.

Kayt:

What??

Dad:

Like three minute time or so?

Kayt:

Okay.

Kayt:

I feel like I've never, I feel I've never seen this.

Dad:

And the black dude, uh, he does, Oh, what's his name?

Dad:

He's done a lot of movies.

Dad:

What was that cop movie?

Dad:

He was a detective and Brad Smith or whatever,

Kayt:

Brad Pitt ? Pit,

Dad:

his wife was pregnant and the guy cut her head off and

Dad:

Oh, what was the guy's name?

Dad:

He played God in

Kayt:

Morgan Freeman?

Dad:

Morgan Freeman

Dad:

. Kayt: Okay.

Dad:

As soon as you said that, cuz his voice such a good voice.

Dad:

Brad Smith.

Dad:

What the fuck?

Dad:

I don't know.

Dad:

Brad Pitt

Kayt:

Brad Pitt.

Kayt:

You got them like so *laughing*.

Kayt:

That was pretty good.

Kayt:

I was, but I still knew

Kayt:

who you were talking about.

Dad:

You knew who I was talking about Morgan Freeman, but I don't know why.

Kayt:

I don't know.

Dad:

I can't remember what reminded me why she brought that up.

Dad:

I got too far past my topic.

Kayt:

Pinballs, You were curve balling A pinball.

Kayt:

That's how we got there.

Dad:

In the assassin movie, they could shoot a bullet at you and

Kayt:

it would curve.

Dad:

Curve around you.

Dad:

Like a baseball.

Dad:

You can throw a baseball and it curves a.

Dad:

Ain't going to do that.

Dad:

No.

Dad:

It wouldn't surprise me if there's some punks across America shot

Dad:

each other thinking they could get a throw a curve in the bullet.

Dad:

I walk with that movie, they were all assassins.

Dad:

It was a pretty good flick.

Dad:

I mean,

Dad:

but they had this loom.

Dad:

The factory was this big loom.

Dad:

And in the loom, supposedly it was like a computer program thing, but

Dad:

it was a loom that the print that was in a loom was language hits.

Dad:

It would be a name.

Dad:

Who do you kill?

Dad:

This guy?

Dad:

This.

Dad:

Oh, Assassinations.

Dad:

And Morgan Freeman wanted to take control of all that.

Dad:

He wanted to be, He was the.

Dad:

It was supposed to be a random selection of people based on their lives.

Dad:

You know, do they deserve to keep living or should they be assassinated?

Dad:

Huh?

Dad:

Maybe that was the name of the movie, The Assassins.

Kayt:

I mean, that would make sense.

Dad:

But yeah, the kids wired all these rats with explosives and wrist

Dad:

watches and turned them loose in the facility where all the assassins lived.

Dad:

It was like this old factory.

Dad:

Why a fabric factory where they made fabric from string yarn, whatever, Right?

Dad:

Yeah.

Dad:

That's with looms

Dad:

where it just,

Kayt:

it sounds so familiar, but so unfamiliar.

Dad:

10 years, maybe 12.

Dad:

Look it up.

Dad:

It might not be that long ago.

Dad:

Yeah.

Dad:

You'll be able to analyze the footage and catch up with my conversations.

Kayt:

This one's like

Dad:

it's burning a bit slower than the other one too.

Kayt:

This lighter's almost out.

Dad:

Yeah, that one in one of the greens.

Dad:

That's a green, isn't it?

Kayt:

Yeah.

Dad:

Oh, I have the other,

Kayt:

Yeah, this is a green.

Kayt:

Didn't you get like three green ones

Kayt:

on Monday?

Dad:

Yeah, I have a fresh one in my pocket.

Kayt:

Okay.

Kayt:

And I think this was one of the

Kayt:

old ones actually,

Dad:

that one was older than this green one, or that green one's younger than.

Dad:

This is low too.

Dad:

Yeah.

Dad:

So when they go out, when they're burned dead.

Dad:

I don't think you got it lit.

Kayt:

No.

Kayt:

I was like, wait, what the fuck?

Kayt:

It just like was out.

Kayt:

The airflow's kind of off on it.

Dad:

Well, it's burning a very.

Dad:

It's normal ember, I guess.

Kayt:

It's like there's too much air flow or too much space.

Dad:

Well, better you draw air than choke down or burn your lung out.

Kayt:

Yeah, that's true.

Dad:

Didn't the snoop burn you?

Kayt:

I think, right at the very end of our second joint

Dad:

where that was really more a miss, a miss bump incorrectly bumped the joint.

Kayt:

Oh yeah.

Kayt:

That was user error.

Kayt:

That was all me.

Dad:

User error.

Dad:

That's the word.

Kayt:

Yeah, that was, I, I fucked it up.

Kayt:

I hit way too hard right at the end and it almost put the freaking thing out.

Dad:

What do you mean user arrow?

Dad:

You error.

Kayt:

error.

Dad:

You're smokin' dope.

Kayt:

Well, the error is my throat got scorched.

Dad:

Yeah, it's never too risky to pay attention.

Kayt:

I mean, it seems like obvious advice.

Kayt:

Oh my God.

Kayt:

Oh.

Kayt:

It was like deep down.

Kayt:

I

Dad:

was from below, Land

Kayt:

lowest corner of my lung.

Kayt:

There's a little bit left, but it's getting kind of

Kayt:

janky, like weird to smoke.

Kayt:

It's like it just wants to fall out.

Dad:

It's still got a bit of smoking in it.

Dad:

Yeah, this is a moderate burning weed too.

Dad:

To,

Dad:

Doesn't go too fast.

Dad:

Damn.

Dad:

Oh, this rain man

Kayt:

there is so much rain today.

Dad:

They said fairly heavy rain too.

Kayt:

Like I gotta see how much fucking rain was there today.

Kayt:

So this weather app that I use right now, it says, Abandon all Hope ye

Kayt:

who venture out into this weather.

Kayt:

Water brings life except for when I'm drowning you with it.

Kayt:

That's what it felt like today.

Dad:

So what would you call a six sided object?

Kayt:

Six is, So five is a Pentagon, six is a he hexagon?

Dad:

You know what I mean?

Dad:

Where you got one triangle, two triangles, three triangles

Kayt:

Yeah,

Dad:

you could go 3, 6, 9, 12.

Kayt:

I think it's Hexagon

Dad:

but there's names polyolyogerolon or something.

Kayt:

Polygon?

Dad:

Five sides?

Kayt:

Pentagon.

Kayt:

Pentagon.

Dad:

Five sides

Kayt:

is five sides.

Dad:

That's a Chrysler em emblem.

Dad:

I wonder why the government didn't sue them for.

Dad:

Copyright or trademark.

Kayt:

What?

Kayt:

Okay, but who,

Dad:

because of the name

Kayt:

whose Pentagon was first,

Dad:

the Pentagon building,

Kayt:

but whose was first

Dad:

the shape?

Dad:

I'm sure.

Kayt:

The shape was first,

Dad:

was before the building.

Kayt:

Yes, of course.

Dad:

And they built the building out the shape.

Kayt:

Yes,

Kayt:

of course the shape was first, but, no one had the first shape.

Dad:

And really the Pentagon is I think, pretty much a giant

Dad:

facility for hard documentation.

Kayt:

I mean, it kind of makes sense.

Dad:

The originals, in other words that aren't redacted, all

Dad:

documents can't be redacted.

Kayt:

Where are all the documents

Dad:

facility stored, preserved?

Dad:

Yeah.

Dad:

Our best technology, we use our best efforts to keep the history available.

Dad:

See, that's gonna be the problem with all this electronics.

Dad:

Everything will shut down.

Dad:

Literally things you should be doing, we should be doing ourselves.

Dad:

We're not doing technology's doing it for us.

Kayt:

I think there are certain things that we should

Kayt:

definitely keep doing ourselves.

Kayt:

Can I think of those examples right now?

Kayt:

No.

Kayt:

But

Dad:

we should make vinyl copies of all our shows

Kayt:

that would take up so much freaking room.

Dad:

Depends on how fast you turn and

Kayt:

vinyl.

Kayt:

Gets get, can get ruined so easily.

Kayt:

That's the problem with the, a lot of these analog methods is

Kayt:

you need very good temperature controlled climate control storage.

Kayt:

That's expensive.

Dad:

Well know

Dad:

why don't people, why don't we write using calligraphy anymore?

Dad:

Why did we write that way?

Kayt:

Maybe it has to do with the evolution of letters.

Kayt:

Like maybe it was closer to other letters then, or ah, or images, or, I

Kayt:

have no fucking idea.

Dad:

Like Roman numbers or Roman numbers are letters.

Dad:

No, they're not.

Dad:

Yeah, here they are.

Dad:

They're eyes and X.

Kayt:

There's like X is 10.

Kayt:

I is one V, V is five

Dad:

the iv

Kayt:

and then there're different, It's four.

Kayt:

No, I,

Kayt:

iv.

Kayt:

IV together.

Kayt:

IV is four.

Kayt:

Right?

Dad:

And then V is five.

Dad:

V one is six V, one v I, I.

Dad:

Uh huh.

Dad:

Then v i i, I, I,

Dad:

I, I would

Dad:

be eight.

Dad:

Yeah.

Dad:

So five and vv.

Dad:

So VV is 10.

Dad:

Well, they would, they would just use X cuz I think X is 10.

Dad:

Well, IV plus I.

Dad:

I mean, Yeah.

Kayt:

Or if you do v I v

Dad:

I think, I wonder how many different letters they actually

Dad:

use in that system of numbers.

Dad:

Um, I mean it's, you know, talk to me why, what.

Dad:

Choose that instead of numerals, they chose letters.

Kayt:

Yeah, and like M is 1000

Dad:

D, I think.

Dad:

I don't know.

Dad:

There's a lot of letters.

Dad:

0 1 1, 0, 1.

Dad:

I don't know what that says.

Dad:

Or spells, but I'm sure it spells something.

Kayt:

I'm sure it's something.

Kayt:

I'm getting cold now.

Dad:

It's the wet creepin' in.

Kayt:

It says it's 41.

Kayt:

It says it's 42, but it feels like 38.

Dad:

That's ridiculously stupid.

Dad:

For that to be occurring, it should be 80.

Kayt:

It's the weather.

Kayt:

Pbbt not 80.

Kayt:

No.

Dad:

Wouldn't that be great?

Dad:

80 in a nice,

Kayt:

I don't want 80 at night time.

Dad:

Alright.

Dad:

70 in a nice, clear sky.

Dad:

Or partially clouded with that would be nice.

Dad:

Light showers sporadically occurring.

Dad:

Yeah,

Dad:

that could be co.

Dad:

A little bit of a breeze.

Dad:

I can't recall if a witness lightning here.

Dad:

I don't think I have.

Kayt:

I have before for sure.

Kayt:

But it's rare.

Kayt:

It's rare.

Kayt:

Just the weather doesn't always get like the conditions for lightning.

Kayt:

Whoa, that's pretty close.

Dad:

Fire rescue for automobile.

Kayt:

Damn.

Dad:

I don't know.

Dad:

I don't know how wide it is to the other side of the woods.

Dad:

There not that big.

Kayt:

It's not that wide.

Kayt:

At this part here, it's not that wide.

Kayt:

Ah.

Kayt:

It's raining so much.

Dad:

Yeah

Kayt:

it has begun.

Dad:

Ask Jeeves

Kayt:

no fucking Jeeves

Dad:

Jeeves.

Dad:

What's the content of an average raindrop droplet?

Dad:

What's the ingredients of an average rain droplet?

Kayt:

Do people even use Jeeves and

Dad:

in Washington

Kayt:

You're talking about Google.

Kayt:

Damn I'm cold.

Dad:

Well, how you want to wrap it up then?

Kayt:

I don't know.

Kayt:

We gotta think of something.

Dad:

Something.

Kayt:

Oh yeah, we can say, cuz it's our, it's our first one at least this time.

Kayt:

We don't have to say every time we have social media accounts,

Kayt:

our Twitter and our Instagram.

Kayt:

and our Facebook, is fam potluck.

Kayt:

The username is fam potluck.

Kayt:

Our website, is also fam potluck.com.

Kayt:

We have family potluck on TikTok.

Kayt:

I think

Dad:

What's TikTok?

Kayt:

Oh my gosh.

Kayt:

All right, well we can talk about

Kayt:

what

Dad:

I got birds nesting in my beard.

Dad:

Come on.

Kayt:

I know

Dad:

I'm an old dude.

Dad:

Technology's changed a bit.

Kayt:

TikTok.

Kayt:

TikTok is, is like really short videos, although they're kind of longer now.

Kayt:

Two to 10 minutes, but most of the videos started off as like 15 seconds of just

Kayt:

like the fastest, you know, like little dance or like little scene or little how

Kayt:

to video, like anything you can think of.

Kayt:

Music.

Dad:

Text messaging, converted into video.

Kayt:

Video.

Kayt:

I mean kind,

Kayt:

I guess.

Dad:

Same amount of time consumed.

Dad:

No, I mean, same.

Dad:

Okay,

Kayt:

well, I'll have to show it to you.

Kayt:

I can show you TikTok, but we are family potluck on TikTok.

Kayt:

There's nothing on any of these platforms.

Kayt:

We haven't even written anything, but those are our socials fampotluck.com.

Kayt:

You'll get all the links.

Kayt:

We don't have to do that every time now.

Kayt:

Everybody should

Dad:

knows we should have a.

Dad:

link to all that information.

Dad:

And when they click on the symbol, it's gotta be a symbol that makes 'em click.

Dad:

They got like, Oh, I got, What's that?

Dad:

I got?

Dad:

Hmm.

Kayt:

Click bait.

Dad:

Click bait.

Kayt:

Get people to click.

Dad:

Exactly.

Dad:

You want to draw some ridiculous phrase.

Kayt:

Who is Brad Smith and Angela Jolene.

Dad:

Jo Link.

Kayt:

Jo Link.

Kayt:

That's what you called her.

Kayt:

Okay.

Kayt:

We've done our outro.

Kayt:

We don't have to do that every time.

Dad:

Do what?

Kayt:

Our outro.

Kayt:

This is our outro to end it.

Kayt:

Remember you were like, How do

Kayt:

we end it?

Dad:

Oh.

Dad:

Thanks everybody for listening in.

Dad:

You know, this is our first show.

Dad:

I hope it was a success to your ears, and yeah.

Dad:

Yeah.

Dad:

Tune in next time.

Kayt:

Tune in next time.

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Family Potluck
A father-daughter cannabis potcast
Family Potluck: A father-daughter cannabis potcast. Join us as we light up and explore the universe, one joint at a time. From the mysteries of the cosmos to the simplicity of everyday life, our conversations are sure to spark some thought-provoking discussions and a good laugh. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride as we bond over our shared love for cannabis and the world around us.

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Kayt AKA afkayt

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Kayt is an artist with a love for all things Star Trek. After being diagnosed with RA, she shifted her online creation from streaming body art on Twitch to making a podcast with her dad. Often seen playing WoW, cooking a killer pasta, or nerding out about weed.

Dad

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Dad is a creaky old dude with weed in his bones. He's drawn to all things creative and has a soft spot for the occasional conspiracy theory. When he's not tinkering in the garden you can find him with a cup of coffee on the porch.